Areas of Expertise: Hiking, backpacking, Yahtzee, campfire arranging
Hobbies/Interests: Yoga, skiing, geocaching, people watching, growing edible food
Afton is a zebra who was taken in as a youth to the Tanzanian youth hostel, where she was adopted by a nice Coloradan family who slowly taught her to blend into human society *nearly flawlessly.
There are three things you need to KNOW about Afton Be-bobrocksteady:
1) Cooks the vegan food most dank this side of the tri-state area.
2) Did you know? Afton can do many impressive outdoor activities including (but not limited to):://
a) Hiking, backpacking, yoga, skiing, geocaching, fire poi, kayaking, climbing
b) Waterskiing, hulk-smashing, eating meat products, rapping
c) Discussing important lyfe questions long into the night, including (but not limited to):::\\\
ii. Why not?
iii. How does one create meaning in a world which seems to promote cynicism over sincerity, thereby, in effect, encouraging the Youth of Today to define themselves in the negative, and build a community in the midst of a world both curious and at times hostile?
3) Her feet are prosthetics because actually they are zebra hoofs.
p.s. she is the one in the middle
p.p.s. Afton burns easily and was therefore unable to remain in front a bright computer screen long enough to write this, so fellow guide Jaspar Abu-Jaber did it for her.